The Best Christmas Season Instagram Captions

The right holiday Instagram photo is nothing without a great caption. How do I know? I used to write social media copy for a brand with over 5 million followers on social media. I’ve come up with 50+ festive Christmas season Instagram captions for the holidays. Some are classic one-liners, others are colloquial terms and idioms that reflect pop culture. I’ve also created a few that play off makeup and fashion trends. Then there are ideas around holiday food and drinks. These puns will take you from the start of winter all the way through Christmas and New Years. Use them and have fun with it!

Fashion & Makeup Inspired

• All I want for Christmas is DEW
• Feeling festive AF
• Feeling frosty
• To SLEIGH or not to SLEIGH, that is the question
• It’s beginning to look a lot like GLITZmas
• Hello red lipstick season
• ’tis the season to sparkle
• No such thing as too much glitter
• Sparkle SZN is here
• Faux fur SZN
• Jingle bell frock
• Wearing 5 golden rings

Cute & Sassy

• Merry everything SZN
• Santa’s favorite HO ho ho
• Probably on the naughty list
• Is it too late to get on the nice list?
• Don’t get your tinsel tangled
• Meet me under the mistletoe

Witty & Punny

• Waiting for my family to realize that I’m their best gift
• SZNs greetings
• Ugly sweater weather
• It’s lit
• Treat yo ‘elf
• The snuggle is real
• Grinch, please

Food & Wine Inspired

• I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas
• May your season be filled with family, friends, and food
• Baking cookies for Santa
• Making SPIRITS bright
• Festive SPIRITS season
• Getting into the holiday SPIRITS
• Break out the bubbly
• Drink up Grinches
• Gin-gle all the way
• Jingle beers
• Ho Ho Ho… and a bottle of rum
• Hot toddy SZN
• Let’s get elfed up
• Let’s get blitzened

Weather Inspired

• Baby it’s cold outside
• Let it snow
• Snow place like home
• The cold never bothered me anyway
• Freezin’ SZN
• Sweater weather
• Staying in season

Classic Christmas

• Merry Christmas ya’ filthy animal
• There’s no place like home for the holidays
• It’s the most wonderful time of the year
• Have yourself a merry little Christmas
• Feliz Navidad
• Joyeux Noël
• Boun Natale
• Feliz Natal

Have any festive or funny Christmas season Instagram captions to add? Leave them in the comments below, and happy holidays!